| TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey |
| Name: | Jon |
| Birthday: | October 24th, 1983 |
| Birthplace: | The 316, bitch! |
| Current Location: | The muthafuckin 808 |
| Eye Color: | Brownie |
| Hair Color: | Black as fuck |
| Height: | 5'5ish |
| Right Handed or Left Handed: | Right |
| Your Heritage: | Slave |
| The Shoes You Wore Today: | MY ADIDAS! |
| Your Weakness: | Gushers, sleep, singing |
| Your Fears: | White people, spiders, roaches, centipedes |
| Your Perfect Pizza: | 10 different kinds of cheese |
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: | 165 on the LSAT |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: | Bitch Pleez |
| Thoughts First Waking Up: | FUCK!!!! |
| Your Best Physical Feature: | Depends on who you ask |
| Your Bedtime: | When I feel tired |
| Your Most Missed Memory: | I dont forget anything |
| Pepsi or Coke: | Cherry Coke |
| MacDonalds or Burger King: | McD |
| Single or Group Dates: | Single |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: | Long Island |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: | Chocolate Deliciousness |
| Cappuccino or Coffee: | I don't drink that shit |
| Do you Smoke: | Hell no |
| Do you Swear: | All the fuckin time |
| Do you Sing: | Usually |
| Do you Shower Daily: | At least twice |
| Have you Been in Love: | With myself |
| Do you want to go to College: | Been there, done that |
| Do you want to get Married: | I want to get divorced and collect alimony |
| Do you belive in yourself: | Always |
| Do you get Motion Sickness: | No |
| Do you think you are Attractive: | Depends on my mood |
| Are you a Health Freak: | Im a germaphobe |
| Do you get along with your Parents: | Occasionally |
| Do you like Thunderstorms: | Not at all |
| Do you play an Instrument: | The meat flute |
| In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: | Yup |
| In the past month have you Smoked: | Yuck |
| In the past month have you been on Drugs: | Fuck that |
| In the past month have you gone on a Date: | I dont do dates |
| In the past month have you gone to a Mall: | Unfortunately |
| In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: | I dont like Oreos |
| In the past month have you eaten Sushi: | Black folk don't eat that shit |
| In the past month have you been on Stage: | Does karaoke count? |
| In the past month have you been Dumped: | Nope |
| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: | And get stung by a jellyfish? Bitch pleez |
| In the past month have you Stolen Anything: | Oh why Black folk gotta always be stealin?! |
| Ever been Drunk: | A few times. I prefer tipsy |
| Ever been called a Tease: | Many times |
| Ever been Beaten up: | I aint no punk |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Mama taught me better |
| What do you want to be when you Grow Up: | Rich, Successful, Stable |
| What country would you most like to Visit: | Uganda (since dude said I look like them) |
| In a Boy/Girl.. |
| Favourite Eye Color: | Green |
| Favourite Hair Color: | Black |
| Short or Long Hair: | Depends |
| Height: | 6ft |
| Weight: | Solid, not skinny |
| Best Clothing Style: | Naked |
| Number of Drugs I have taken: | None of your damn business |
| Number of CDs I own: | Too many |
| Number of Piercings: | 3 |
| Number of Tattoos: | Not yet |
| Number of things in my Past I Regret: | Nothing |
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