Wednesday, November 22, 2006

MuthaFUCK Seinfeld!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Yall should all get lynched...niggers.

yall should all get lynched

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Maybe dumbasses can change...

Nine ex-Republicans run as Dems in Kansas
Political crossover striking in bedrock Bush territory
By Peter Slevin
The Washington Post

Updated: 6:13 p.m. HT Oct 18, 2006

WICHITA - Paul Morrison, a career prosecutor who specializes in putting killers behind bars, has the bulletproof résumé and the rugged looks of a law-and-order Republican, which is what he was until last year. That was when he announced he would run for attorney general -- as a Democrat.

He is now running neck-and-neck with Republican Phill Kline, an iconic social conservative who made headlines by seeking the names of abortion-clinic patients and vowing to defend science-teaching standards that challenge Darwinian evolution. What's more, Morrison is raising money faster than Kline and pulling more cash from Republicans than Democrats.

Nor is Morrison alone. In a state that voted nearly 2 to 1 for President Bush in 2004, nine former Republicans will be on the November ballot as Democrats. Among them is Mark Parkinson, a former chairman of the Kansas Republican Party, who changed parties to run for lieutenant governor with the popular Democratic governor, Kathleen Sebelius.

"I'd reached a breaking point," Parkinson said, preparing for a rally in Wichita alongside Sebelius. "I want to work on relevant issues and not on a lot of things that don't matter."

The Kansas developments coincide with efforts by Democrats across the country to capture moderate Republican and independent voters dismayed with partisan bickering from both parties, particularly from the Republican right. The spirit of the attempted Democratic comeback in Kansas, set by Sebelius, is a search for the workable political center.

Though yet untested in the election booth, the Democratic developments in Kansas reflect polls in many parts of the country. As elsewhere, Democrats and moderate Republicans say they are frustrated with policies and practices they trace to Republican leadership, including the Iraq war, ballooning government spending, ethics violations and the influence of social conservatives.

A long-standing split among Kansas Republicans has deepened in recent years. One fresh sign came from the Johnson County Sun, which said it would endorse virtually the entire Democratic ticket, including Morrison and Parkinson, after endorsing fewer than a dozen Democrats in the past half-century.

‘The Republican Party has changed’
"So what in the world has happened?" publisher Steve Rose asked in a recent column. "The Republican Party has changed, and it has changed monumentally. You almost cannot be a victorious traditional Republican candidate with mainstream values in Johnson County or in Kansas anymore." Ron Freeman, executive director of the Kansas GOP, called the migrating candidates -- Parkinson, Morrison and seven state House candidates, including one party-switching incumbent -- "a simple case of political opportunism."

"It's really more about them than it is about the party," Freeman said. "They obviously feel the Democratic Party is weak enough that, without any history in the party, they can be front-runners in the party."

Republicans control three-quarters of the state Senate and two-thirds of the House. The state has not elected a Democratic U.S. senator since the 1930s, although voters have been more willing to put Democrats in the governor's mansion. Rep. Dennis Moore became the lone Kansas Democrat in Congress in 1998 by appealing to crossover moderates -- the heart of this year's strategy.

Democrats consider it significant that 58 GOP incumbents in the state House drew Democratic opposition this year, compared with 39 in 2004. In the September primary, moderates mobilized to carry two Board of Education seats held by conservatives who had embarrassed many Kansans by endorsing a fundamentalist-Christian critique of evolution.

The recruiter-in-chief is Sebelius, who persuaded Republican Cessna executive John E. Moore to switch parties in 2002 and run to be her lieutenant governor.

"These are people who felt banished," Sebelius said in an interview before crowing to Democratic campaign workers: "We have some remarkable conversions. My favorite kind of revival is going to a place where someone says, 'I've been a Republican all my life, and I've seen the light.' " Sebelius, who has a solid lead over Republican challenger Jim Barnett, is the daughter-in-law of a Republican former member of Congress, and she likes to say the first Republican she converted was her husband. She has shown, notably in debates over school funding and the state budget, that she can negotiate compromises acceptable to both parties. Kansas has had a balanced budget for four straight years after six years of deficits.

This year, with Moore stepping aside, Sebelius recruited Parkinson, who views himself as squarely in the mainstream, talking up fiscal responsibility and a favorable business climate. He favors embryonic stem cell research, a woman's right to choose abortion and the teaching of evolution as settled scientific theory.

It was also the governor who sold Morrison on the attorney general's race. "She said what I'd been thinking for three years," Morrison said.

In a Morrison radio ad, John Walsh of "America's Most Wanted" introduces the Johnson County district attorney as "one of the toughest prosecutors Kansas has ever seen" and names two of Morrison's best-known murder cases. Walsh asserts, in a dig at Kline, that after 26 years as a prosecutor, Morrison has the "right priorities."

Kline is a confident politician who has buoyed the Republican right and disturbed his opponents. He drafted a law restricting late-term abortion and won a recent Supreme Court case reinstating the death penalty. His most controversial moves were subpoenaing the medical records of more than 80 women and girls who received abortions in 2003 and seeking to require health workers to report the sexual activities of girls under 16.

‘Fairly moderate’
"The office has become much more political under his leadership," Morrison said in an interview in his Olathe office. Morrison says his political hero is former U.S. senator John C. Danforth, the Missourian who recently published a rebuke of the GOP that contends the national party is beholden to the Christian right.

"Most Kansas Republicans are fairly moderate," Morrison said. "They're like most Kansas Democrats."

Kline spokeswoman Sherriene Jones denied Morrison's contention that the Kansas GOP has moved too far to the right: "The Republican Party reflects Kansas values, reflects loyalty and reflects family," she said. "It's Mr. Morrison who has changed."

The Democratic National Committee is spending money and sending staff to Kansas as part of Chairman Howard Dean's much-debated 50-state strategy of extending the party's influence in unlikely places. The DNC will not reveal its spending or the size of the staff, but a spokesman said the infusion permits a statewide organizing effort not possible before.

With Sebelius and Parkinson so far ahead in the gubernatorial race, attention has shifted to the competition for attorney general, considered too close to call. As Parkinson, who describes Morrison as his best friend, puts it, "It's going to say a whole lot about what the state of Kansas is right now."

‘Temporary setback’
Whatever happens, Kansas State University political scientist Joseph A. Aistrup said, the duel between Republican moderates and conservatives will no doubt continue. He said the party switchers represent a "temporary setback" for the state GOP.

"The cultural conservatives have lost before, and they just keep on coming back," Aistrup said. "They don't pick up their marbles and go home."
© 2006 The Washington Post Company

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15322219/

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

What is it about the piano...

That can turn a song into poetry.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Boredom survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jon
Birthday:October 24th, 1983
Birthplace:The 316, bitch!
Current Location:The muthafuckin 808
Eye Color:Brownie
Hair Color:Black as fuck
Height:5'5ish
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Slave
The Shoes You Wore Today:MY ADIDAS!
Your Weakness:Gushers, sleep, singing
Your Fears:White people, spiders, roaches, centipedes
Your Perfect Pizza:10 different kinds of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:165 on the LSAT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Bitch Pleez
Thoughts First Waking Up:FUCK!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:Depends on who you ask
Your Bedtime:When I feel tired
Your Most Missed Memory:I dont forget anything
Pepsi or Coke:Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:McD
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate Deliciousness
Cappuccino or Coffee:I don't drink that shit
Do you Smoke:Hell no
Do you Swear:All the fuckin time
Do you Sing:Usually
Do you Shower Daily:At least twice
Have you Been in Love:With myself
Do you want to go to College:Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:I want to get divorced and collect alimony
Do you belive in yourself:Always
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:Depends on my mood
Are you a Health Freak:Im a germaphobe
Do you get along with your Parents:Occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms:Not at all
Do you play an Instrument:The meat flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yup
In the past month have you Smoked:Yuck
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Fuck that
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I dont do dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I dont like Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Black folk don't eat that shit
In the past month have you been on Stage:Does karaoke count?
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:And get stung by a jellyfish? Bitch pleez
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Oh why Black folk gotta always be stealin?!
Ever been Drunk:A few times. I prefer tipsy
Ever been called a Tease:Many times
Ever been Beaten up:I aint no punk
Ever Shoplifted:Mama taught me better
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Rich, Successful, Stable
What country would you most like to Visit:Uganda (since dude said I look like them)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green
Favourite Hair Color:Black
Short or Long Hair:Depends
Height:6ft
Weight:Solid, not skinny
Best Clothing Style:Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:None of your damn business
Number of CDs I own:Too many
Number of Piercings:3
Number of Tattoos:Not yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Nothing

Friday, August 25, 2006

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

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